I’ve been waiting for a time to post something like this, so I guess now’s the time. I have gotten confirmation that I am not normal in any way whatsoever. So I spent the last half hour or so filling out a personality profile on eharmony.com and after I finished it, they tell me that I wasn’t able to be matched with anyone. I wasn’t really looking for that anyway, but still, of all the people on that website, none matched anywhere near my personalities. I could not believe it. I was stunned, but in the back of my mind I expected it. But am I really that different? I guess so, but that’s not the only way to look at how I am. Maybe I shouldn’t let eharmony tell me how to live my life. I just find it really funny that I’m one of the ten percent of people who won’t benefit whatsoever from that website. Now, I was just taking a FREE personality test, so maybe I didn’t go in there with a relationship in mind, but I can’t believe what happened. Am I that weird? I guess so.
It’s kind of funny because earlier today I was online looking at this button that says, “I’m not normal.” It cracked me up and I almost bought it. But I decided I could make one better myself. I guess that was the alpha reflection and the profile was the beta reflection and confirmation that if I am ever to find a mate, it can’t be on eharmony.com. Ha ha ha. I can’t believe myself sometimes. And I filled these questions out as truthfully and honestly as possible. You know what it could have been though? I think you have to be 21 years old to use it. I’m only 20. Maybe that’s why it didn’t work. Who knows? But I just thought I’d let my loyal readers know that I do take the road less traveled and I finally got confirmation that I am an oddity and not a normal, regular person. So enjoy!